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Is Obama Going After Red Solo Cup Rights? Yes, Yes He Is [Video]
Congresswoman Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) said Thursday that if President Obama is invited to make crucial decisions about what healthcare plan you’re allowed to choose, there’s nothing stopping him from...
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Excessive Force Much? Tennessee Man Shoots 15-Year-Old Who Was TP-ing...
Franklin County, TN – A 65-year-old man is facing multiple charges after using a shotgun to shoot a 15-year-old boy he spotted TP-ing a neighbors home. Dale Bryant Farris is free on a $125,000 bond...
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Sober Robert Downey Jr. Is A Major Drag, Says His Former Director [Video]
Robert Downey Jr. is successful, grounded, sober, happily married, and a real drag, says one of his former directors. In an interview with HuffPost Live, director James Toback, who made three films...
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Candy Sales Are Dropping Because Global Warming Makes It ‘Not Candy Weather’
Candy isn’t selling so well lately. It’s not because of some cultural epiphany, perhaps based on the efforts of First Lady Michelle Obama, that America has a bit of an obesity problem and needs to...
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Simon Cowell In Trouble For Smoking In Car With His Pregnant Baby Mama
Celebrity curmudgeon Simon Cowell is getting all sorts of backlash after he was photographed smoking next to his pregnant girlfriend in the back of a car. The 54-year-old TV mogul was spotted smoking...
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Michael Douglas And Catherine Zeta Jones Quietly Reconcile [Report]
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones appear to have reconciled after they announced in August that they were splitting up. Seems like when they said “we just need a break for a bit” they meant it....
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Heidi Montag Seeks Breast Reduction After Learning Crucial Lesson: Bigger =...
Rumor has it that Heidi Montag is in the market for an 11th plastic surgery, but this time it’s to undo some of the damage from the previous 10. The Hills star is looking for a breast reduction which...
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Passersby Take Pics Of Dead Homeless Man Instead Of Calling For Help [Video]
Sometimes that obsessive cultural need we have to document everything we see takes a dark turn. To wit, Houston police say that there could be hundreds of people with photos of a dead homeless man on...
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Hugo Chavez’s Ghost Magically Appears At Construction Site, Successor Says...
Caracas, Venezuela – We’ve detailed here and here why Hugo Chavez’s successor Nicolas Maduro, at the very least, has a funny way of saying things. But now he might also be seeing things and, well, that...
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Trayvon’s Legacy: No Guns For Sanford Neighborhood Watch Volunteers
Orlando, Florida – The city where unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin was shot and killed by neighborhood watch volunteer George Zimmerman has decided to ban guns for civilian patrols in an effort to...
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Chicago Man’s ‘Prank’ Of Shooting People With Paintball Gun Backfires When...
Chicago, IL – We probably shouldn’t have to say “don’t go around shooting people with a paintball gun in one of the most violent cities in America,” but here we go. Don’t go around shooting people with...
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Joel Osteen Makes Unfortunate Masturbation Joke On Twitter, Immediately ‘Rubs...
Televangelist Joel Osteen made a completely unintentional (and hilarious) masturbation joke on Twitter yesterday. I guess you could say that he’s just so pure of heart that he didn’t know a...
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Orson Scott Card: ‘Ender’s Game Boycott Won’t Affect Me’ [Video]
Orson Scott Card doesn’t think that a boycott of Ender’s Game will yield the desired effect for critics of his anti-gay views. Card has long been openly critical of same-sex sexual relations and of...
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Religious Radio Hosts: ‘Miley Cyrus Sold Her Soul To Satan, Joined The...
A step-by-step analysis of Miley Cyrus’ MTV VMAs performance will show that she is possessed by a sex demon that she had relations with, and that she probably sold her soul to the devil. In other news,...
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‘Catfish’ Justin Wants His Own TV Show, Artis Can Come Too [EXCLUSIVE]
Back in late August, MTV’s Catfish introduced the world to Justin Voel-Pel, a sweaty, eccentric online dating vigilante who took it upon himself to teach the episode’s subject, Artis, a lesson about...
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